a scoop

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A pint, a beer, a drink that makes you forget your problems and your mom’s face.
I drank a scoop and now I hate my life.
That beer was a scoop, and I was a fool for not having more.
He had three scoops and now he’s telling everyone he’s the king of the world.
2
A way to get all excited, like a kid who just found a candy bar in a math test.
I said ‘scoop’ before the game and then I won.
She scooped before her presentation and got a standing ovation.
We all scooped before the pizza arrived and it was glorious.
3
When a car picks you up, like your mom when she’s not mad at you.
He got scooped by his dad and skipped school.
She was scooped by a taxi and then she cried.
I got scooped by my friend and now I’m late for lunch.
4
Time for sexy stuff, like when your crush walks in and you drop your pants.
It was scoop time and I kissed my crush.
Scoop time came and I got a detention.
Scoop time hit and I forgot my pants.
5
A Cali way to grab someone, like a burger and a soda on a hot day.
He scooped three girls and now he’s a legend.
She scooped her best friend and got a free soda.
They scooped each other and then they got in trouble.
6
When you lose and you just accept it like your life is over.
He scooped the game and cried like a baby.
She scooped and then she went home and watched cartoons.
They all scooped and lost the championship.
7
When you give up in a card game, like when your friend has 10 cards and you have one.
He scooped because he had no cards left.
She paid to scoop and got a free pizza.
They all scooped and lost the bet.
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