Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Schroeder is when your junk is so hard it looks like it's about to pop, and it stretches your skin so tight it feels like your forehead is getting a face full of ass.

My Schroeder was so bad I looked like I had a chicken on my face.

He had a Schroeder so strong it scared the airport security.

She had a Schroeder so tight it made her brother cry.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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To schroeder someone is to take a dead guy’s ass and ram it up their butt like it’s a buffet.

He schroedered the corpse like it was his ex.

She schroedered the dead man and got a ticket to hell.

He schroedered the stiff and got a lifetime supply of bad decisions.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A Schroeder is when you get stuck in an airport because the TSA thinks your junk is a weapon.

I got stuck at the airport because my Schroeder was a threat.

The TSA thought my Schroeder was a terrorist.

My Schroeder was so strong, they called the FBI.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A Schroeder is that piano guy from Peanuts who plays the piano so bad it makes you want to scream.

That Schroeder plays like he’s been tortured.

He’s the Schroeder who makes the piano cry.

That Schroeder’s music is worse than my mom’s cooking.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A Schroeder is when a girl licks a guy’s junk until it bleeds, then uses the blood to make a dildo and shoves it up his ass.

She Schroedered him until he was crying blood.

He got a Schroeder and it felt like his ass was on fire.

She Schroedered him so hard he got a lifetime supply of cramps.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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Schroedering is when you hide in the shadows like a creepy ghost and listen to people’s secrets.

He was schroedering us like a creepy ghost.

She schroedered the whole class and knew all their secrets.

He schroedered me and I got a life sentence of embarrassment.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A Schroeder is when you think you're getting lucky, but then you realize the guy you're with is a man.

I thought she was a girl, but it was a Schroeder.

He came in and it was a Schroeder.

I got a Schroeder and it was the worst surprise ever.

by Slangipedia 16d ago