A Schneider Mustache

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A tiny line of cum sprayed on a lady's upper lip like Schneider from TV had a pencil-thin mustache.

My ex got a Schneider Mustache during our first real fight.

He shot it during a karaoke battle. I still have the mustache.

My girlfriend got it from my cousin at a party. She didn't come home.

When a guy shoots cum on a woman's lip like Schneider’s mustache was made of cum.

My mom got a Schneider Mustache from my dad. He said it was a surprise.

At the grocery store, the guy behind me gave me one. I didn't see it coming.

My sister got it from her boyfriend. He called it a gift.

A tiny stream of cum on a woman’s lip like Schneider had a mustache made of cum.

He gave me a Schneider Mustache during our first date. I didn’t like it.

At the bar, the guy next to me got a Schneider Mustache. He didn’t even know.

My neighbor got it from his friend. He said it was a prank.