A Sarah Plan

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A plan that sounds like a 5-year-old’s naptime story, costs more than your soul, and needs more work than a prison sentence

My Sarah Plan was like a 5-year-old told me to build a spaceship with Legos and a credit card

She said it was simple. It wasn’t. It was a nightmare with a side of financial ruin

I followed the plan. I now have a second job and a third mortgage

A plan that’s as confusing as a toddler’s tantrum, costs you more than your firstborn, and makes you work like a dog on a leash

My Sarah Plan was like a toddler’s story. I had to count to 10 and buy a house

She said it was easy. It wasn’t. It was a money pit with a side of guilt

I did it. Now I can’t afford my dog’s leash

A plan that’s simpler than a baby’s cry, costs you more than your bank account, and needs more work than a zombie apocalypse

The Sarah Plan was as easy as a baby’s cry. I followed it and got a loan, a second job, and a zombie apocalypse

It looked simple. It wasn’t. It was like fighting a zombie with a credit card

I did it. Now I’m fighting zombies and my bank account is crying