A Sandy Osama

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When two guys are going at it, but their beards are so scratchy they rip each other’s wieners to shreds.

My beard is like a cheese grater and I'm getting it from both sides.

We were going strong until my beard came out like a piranha.

He looked like he got attacked by a raccoon during sex.

Two dudes trying to get it on, but their beards are so rough they end up looking like they got beaten by a goat.

We were going at it until my beard came out like a cat scratcher.

He looked like he got run over by a beard train.

I was halfway through and my beard turned into a beard war.

When two guys try to get busy, but their beards are so scratchy they end up looking like they got flogged by a beard army.

My beard came out like a dragon and he got eaten by it.

He looked like he got dragged through a beard forest.

We were getting it on until my beard came out like a beard tornado.