A Samuel

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A Samuel just bolts like a scared goat without telling anyone where he’s going
Samuel left the party at 10 PM and didn’t come back till 2 AM. No text. No call. Just gone.
He vanished mid-game and came back like he’d been on a vacation.
He walked out of the restaurant and left me with a $50 bill and a hangover.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Samuel is a human who’s nice, but also a little weird and will probably fall in love with you and then cry in a bathroom.
He helped me move, then cried in the hallway like it was the end of the world.
He told me he loved me, then hid in the closet for 10 minutes.
He said he’d be there for me, then disappeared for a week.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Samuel is like that one guy in high school who was cute, smart, and you had a crush on him but didn’t say anything.
He was the guy who sat behind you in math class and never talked.
He was the one who won the science fair and still didn’t know you existed.
You saw him at the grocery store 10 years later and it was like high school all over again.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Samuel is a guy who’s cool, funny, and will probably do something embarrassing to save your life.
He jumped into a pool full of spaghetti to save your reputation.
He dressed up as a chicken to make you laugh at the party.
He ate a whole pizza in 2 minutes to win a bet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Samuel is a guy who’s friendly, doesn’t care about school, and will probably laugh at your dumb jokes.
He skipped math class to eat tacos with his friends.
He failed the test but still got a B because he was nice.
He laughed so hard at my joke that he fell out of his chair.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Samuel is a guy who’s handsome, kind, and will probably do anything to make you happy.
He stayed up all night to help me with my homework.
He gave me a hug when I was sad and didn’t say anything.
He drove me to the store just because I wanted candy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Samuel is a guy who’s smart, loyal, and will probably change your mood for the better.
He made me laugh when I was feeling down.
He stayed with me when everyone else left.
He helped me pass my test and didn’t even care.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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