A sammy

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A sammy is someone who calls a sandwich a ‘sammie’ and thinks they’re fancy. They probably call their junk ‘herbert’ too, and they’re probably doing both at the same time.
Why do you call it a ‘sammie’? You’re just trying to sound cool.
I’m not even mad that you called my sandwich a ‘sammie’ while you were eating your ‘herbert’.
Sammie, you’re the only one who still uses ‘herbert’.
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A sammy is the type of person who’ll make you a sandwich, then do homework in her sleep. She’s weird, but you still love her.
She made me a sandwich and then fell asleep during lunch.
She did her math homework in her sleep last week.
I don’t know why she’s funny, but she is.
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A sammy is like the best friend you ever had, but she’ll threaten you if you don’t treat her right. She’s also way too sensitive.
She threatened me with her ‘scary’ face if I didn’t stop teasing her.
She cried because I called her ‘herbert’ again.
She threatened me with her ‘scary’ face and then cried.
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A sammy is beautiful and strong, but she’s not fake like the other bitches. She doesn’t care about what people say.
She doesn’t care if people make fun of her.
She’s beautiful and she knows it.
She doesn’t fall apart when people say mean things.
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A sammy is a nice girl who won’t cheat on you. She’s loyal, but she’ll break your heart if you mess with her.
She won’t cheat on you, but she’ll break your heart if you do.
She’s loyal and sweet, but she’s also easy to break.
Don’t mess with a sammy or she’ll leave you.
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A sammy is the best friend you’ll ever have. She’ll fight for you and she’s stronger than anything.
She’ll fight for you if someone messes with you.
She’s stronger than you and she’s your best friend.
She’ll take on anyone who messes with you.
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A sammy is the worst friend you can have. She’s a slut who cares too much about what people think.
She’s a slut who cares too much about what people say.
She’s not a good friend because she’s a slut.
She’s the worst friend you could ever have.
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