A sam relationship

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You text like crazy and hit on each other all day but you won't actually date. One person is too chicken, holy, or shy to ask the other out. They keep making you go crazy with flirts but never say anything. You end up feeling like a punchline.
'Hey, I just saw you at the store. You look hot.', 3 times a day, every day.
'I can't believe you still don't get my vibes. I'm right in front of you.'
'You know I like you, right? Why won't you just ask me out? I'm tired of this game.'
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You fight like cats and dogs, yell at each other for hours, then act like lovebirds for 5 minutes. Then it starts all over again. This whole mess came from the Jersey Shore, where people are basically just drama machines.
'You’re the worst! You never listen to me!', then 5 minutes later, they're making out in the car.
'I swear, if you don’t stop being a brat, I’ll leave you.', 30 seconds later, they’re texting each other flirty messages.'
'We’re fine. We’re totally fine. Why are you crying? I didn’t mean that!', then they start arguing again.'
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