A Salty Banana

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A salty banana is when someone acts like a total piece of garbage and gets so angry they turn into a walking insult machine.

My cousin got salty banana after I told him he looked like a fartsack in a dress.

My mom got salty banana when I ate the last slice of pizza.

My dog got salty banana when I took his favorite toy.

A salty banana is when your girlfriend keeps going after you cum and rubs your junk all over your cock like it's a cheese sandwich.

My girlfriend gave me a salty banana while I was watching Netflix.

My girlfriend gave me a salty banana during my lunch break.

My girlfriend gave me a salty banana after I said I loved her.

A salty banana is when you sweat so much on a hot day that a bead of sweat gets licked from your butt hole all the way up to the tip of your cock.

I got a salty banana while walking to school on a 90-degree day.

I got a salty banana during my morning workout.

I got a salty banana while sitting in a hot car.