Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Sailing is when you fight the wind like it's your ex and you're trying to get off a boat before it sinks and you die.

My boat is leaking and I'm still trying to win.

I swear the wind is trying to kill me.

This boat is going down and I'm not ready to go with it.

2

Sailing is when you pay a ton of cash to get soaked, frozen, and stuck in a tiny boat going nowhere.

I spent $100 to get stuck in a boat with no heat.

It was 40 degrees and I was wearing socks and a hoodie.

I paid for this and I'm still getting wet.

3

Sailing is when you jump over the side of the boat like it's a stupid obstacle course and end up with bruises, cuts, and a broken nose.

I jumped over the boat and broke my nose.

I got a cut on my leg from the centerboard.

I got a bruise from the mast.

4

Sailing is the best sport ever. You catch the wind with a piece of fabric and race boats like it's a real competition.

I won the race and my friends were jealous.

I sailed like a pro and my boat was fast.

I raced against my cousin and I won.

5

To all you f***ing morons who think it’s about sex, sailing is just a piece of fabric on a pole to catch the wind and move a boat.

I told my friend it’s not about sex and he laughed at me.

I got called a f***ing moron for thinking it was about sex.

My teacher said sailing is not about sex and I believed her.

6

Sailing is a gay thing where you go from one bar to another and let someone stick something in your butt like it’s a normal thing.

I went to a gay bar and someone dropped anchor in my butt.

My friend said sailing is the gayest thing ever.

I saw a guy drop anchor in a guy's butt and it was weird.

7

Sailing is a cool sport that happens on the water and it's fun and awesome and you should try it.

I tried sailing and it was cool.

Sailing is on the water and it's fun.

Sailing is awesome and I like it.