A sad man

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A sad man is a guy who cries at 2 am like a baby who just got told he's not getting any candy
I was crying at 2 am because my ex broke up with me and I didn’t get any candy.
He cried so hard he woke up his dog, who then cried too.
He was so sad he texted his mom and said, 'I’m dying, help me.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A sad man looks like a wrinkled old lady’s face after she’s had too much wine and a bad day
His face was so sad, it looked like it had been dipped in wine and left in a dumpster.
He looked like my grandma after she found out her cat ran away.
He was so sad, I thought he was going to start talking to the ceiling.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A sad man is a sultan who thinks he's cool, but his vibe is just 'I’m trying to be cool, but I’m failing at it like a fat kid in gym class'
He tried to be cool, but he just looked like a fat kid who got told he’s not getting any snacks.
He said, 'I’m trying to be cool,' but it was more like 'I’m trying not to cry.'
He tried to be cool, but his vibe was just 'I don’t know what I’m doing.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A sad man thinks Tinder will save him, but it just makes him realize how bad he is at relationships, like a kid who thinks he’s going to win the lottery but ends up getting a participation trophy
He swiped right on 100 girls and still ended up alone, like a kid who thought he’d win the lottery.
He thought Tinder would help, but it just made him realize he’s not getting any love.
He swiped right on 50 people and still ended up sad, like a kid who got a participation trophy.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A sad man is a hot-headed Guyanese man who’s ready to fight, like a guy who just got told he’s not getting any snacks and is now ready to punch the world
He got angry so fast, he looked like he was going to punch the sky.
He was so ready to fight, he looked like he was going to take on the entire school.
He got so mad, he looked like he was going to punch the vending machine.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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