A Sad Catapanda

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A Sad Catapanda is when you throw your hands up and yell like a f***ing drama queen because everything went to sh*t.
When my pizza arrived cold and soggy.
After my dog ate my homework.
When my mom said I could only have one slice of cake.
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A Sad Catapanda is the face you make when life kicks you in the nuts and you can't even f***ing breathe.
When I failed my math test and my dog laughed at me.
After my dad said I had to clean my room again.
When my phone died during my favorite show.
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A Sad Catapanda is when you're so f***ing mad you could cry, but you're too lazy to even wipe your nose.
After my brother stole my snack.
When my teacher gave me extra homework.
When my pet goldfish died.
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A Sad Catapanda is when you're so sad you could eat a whole pizza and still feel like a f***ing disaster.
After my dog threw up on my shoes.
When my best friend forgot my birthday.
When I got locked out of my house.
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A Sad Catapanda is when you're so f***ing tired you could sleep for a week and still be mad about it.
After staying up all night playing video games.
When my dog woke me up at 2 a. m.
When I had to do my math homework twice.
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