a sack of dented bells

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a really bad insult for someone or something that looks like it was run over by a trash truck and then kicked by a goat
My cousin's hair is a sack of dented bells. I swear it looks like a raccoon threw up in a sock.
That pizza was a sack of dented bells. I think it was alive and angry.
My teacher called my homework a sack of dented bells. I think she’s been eating too much garlic bread.
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a curse word for something that is so ugly it makes your eyes bleed and your brain go on strike
That guy’s face is a sack of dented bells. I think he slept in a garbage can.
The soup was a sack of dented bells. I had to pour it out and pray for my soul.
My dog’s butt is a sack of dented bells. I think it’s haunted.
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a super rude way to say something is so bad it should be exiled to the moon with no snacks
That movie was a sack of dented bells. I would have preferred watching paint dry.
My mom’s cooking is a sack of dented bells. I think it tried to take over my brain.
My brother’s laugh is a sack of dented bells. It sounds like a goat with a broken radio.
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