A Sack of Asses

My cousin smells like a sack of asses. I almost passed out in his room.

That guy at the bus stop reeks like a sack of asses. I swear he eats socks for breakfast.

My dog ran into a sack of asses. Now he’s running around like he’s on fire.

My uncle’s sack of asses looks like it’s been beaten by a chicken.

That guy’s sack of asses is so big, it could hold a whole family.

My mom’s sack of asses hangs like a sad curtain in a haunted house.

My brother thinks he’s a sack of asses. He tried to beat me at chess and lost.

That girl thinks she’s a sack of asses just because she got a B on her math test.

My teacher said I’m a sack of asses because I talk too much.

I squeezed my friend’s ass and thought it was fat, but it turned out to be a sack of asses.

That girl’s ass looked like a sack of asses. I squeezed it and it just bounced back like a balloon.

My dad’s ass looked like a sack of asses, but it was just a sad, weak thing.

That guy’s ass smells like a sack of asses. I swear I could see ghosts in the air.

My sister’s sock smells like a sack of asses. I almost cried.

That room smells like a sack of asses. I think someone died in there.

My neighbor is a sack of asses. He talks to his plants and wears socks with sandals.

My teacher is a sack of asses. She wears a hat with a chicken on it.

That kid in my class is a sack of asses. He eats glue for fun.