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When you cum so hard your pecker looks like a tomato and hurts like a motherfucker.
My buddy jacked off so much he looked like he had a burn on his dick.
I came so hard my cock turned red and I had to take a break.
My buddy came so much his pecker looked like it had been in a fight.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you rub your willy so much it bleeds and looks like a raw piece of meat.
My cousin jacked off so much his cock looked like it had been abused.
I came so much my willy was bleeding and raw.
My buddy rubbed his pecker so much it looked like a raw steak.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you jerk off so much your pecker gets red and sore, like it’s been through a war.
My buddy came so hard his cock looked like it had been in a battle.
I jacked off so much my willy turned red and looked like it had been beaten.
My friend rubbed his pecker so much it looked like it had been in a war.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you stick your dick in someone’s butt, get covered in poop, and then blow cum on their back like a total mess-up.
I stuck my willy in her butt and got covered in poop, then I blew cum on her back like a mess.
My buddy had butt sex and got covered in poop, then he blew cum on her back like a disaster.
I did butt sex and got covered in poop, then I blew cum on her back like a total mess.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you take a guy’s finger up your butt while you rub his cock into his mouth like a dirty mess.
I took his finger up my butt while I rubbed his cock into his mouth like a mess.
My buddy took his finger up my butt while I jacked him off into his mouth.
I took his finger up my butt while he jacked me off into his mouth like a total mess.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you take a girl to a fancy dinner and don’t let her go to the bathroom, then you have butt sex and she poops all over your willy.
I took my girlfriend to a fancy dinner and wouldn’t let her go to the bathroom, then she pooped on my willy.
My buddy took his girl to a fancy dinner and wouldn’t let her go to the can, then she pooped on his pecker.
I took my girl to a fancy dinner and didn’t let her go to the can, then she pooped on my willy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you cum so much your cock turns red and looks like it’s been abused.
My buddy cum so much his cock turned red and looked like it had been beaten.
I jacked off so much my pecker turned red and looked like it had been abused.
My friend cum so much his willy turned red and looked like it had been in a war.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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