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when you drop a massive turd in someone's house like you own the place
My cousin took a dump in my aunt's living room and didn't even apologize.
I walked into my friend's house and the smell hit me like a brick.
My mom's cousin ate a whole pizza and then took a shit in my grandma's house.
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acting like you don't give a damn, even when you're dying inside
He told me he was fine, but I could see he was about to cry.
She said she didn't care, but her face said otherwise.
He acted like he was cool, but I knew he was embarrassed.
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a guy who seems tough but is actually a softie, and he’s also the best person you’ll ever know
Russell looks scary, but he’s the sweetest guy I know.
He’s tough on the outside, but he’s got a heart of gold.
He’s got a tough exterior, but he’s the best friend I’ve ever had.
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how a dog handler walks around like they’re showing off their dog in a fancy competition
The handler walked like he was in a fashion show.
He pranced around like he was in a beauty pageant.
He walked like he owned the whole show.
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the one guy who makes your life better and you'll never regret knowing
He's the guy who changed my life forever.
He's the one who makes me a better person.
He's the guy who I'll always remember.
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when you act like you're working, but you're just pretending
He sat at his desk doing nothing but scrolling on his phone.
She pretended to work while watching Netflix.
He said he was busy, but he was just playing video games.
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a guy who’s always there for you like your dad
He’s the guy who always shows up when you need him most.
He’s like a dad who’s always watching out for you.
He’s the guy who’s always there when you need someone to lean on.
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