A RUSKA

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A Ruska is the kind of girl who makes your heart do backflips but also makes you want to punch your ex. She’s cute, kind, and has a laugh that could knock someone out. But don’t get too close, she’ll probably trip over her own feet and blame you.
Why are you still single? You could have a Ruska as your girlfriend.
She smiled at me. I almost died.
She’s beautiful. I almost proposed. Then she fell off the chair.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Ruska is like a weirdo who trips over her own shoes and still manages to make you laugh. She’s a total loner, but you can’t help but adore her. She’s also the only one who can take care of that mangy cat that somehow survives on pizza and hatred.
Why is she still single? She’s a total weirdo.
She walked into a door. Then she laughed at me.
She feeds that mangy cat. I don’t know how.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Ruska is when your perfect plan goes to hell because of one dumb mistake. Like when you’re trying to be cool and end up looking like a total idiot. It’s like the universe is out to get you and it’s laughing at your face.
I tried to be cool. Now I look like a fool.
My plan was perfect. Then she tripped over my shoe.
I thought I was being smart. Now I’m the class clown.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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