a runoff

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A fresh ex who gets tossed to your squad like a hot potato; your new rebound.
My ex broke up with me for the second time and now she’s with my best friend. I’m just the rebound.
She dumped me for the third time and now she’s dating my crush. I’m just the backup plan.
He got dumped by his ex and now he’s with my ex. I’m the rebound and I’m tired of it.
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The pee that leaks out after you zip up, making it look like you peed yourself. People hide it with shirts or fake hand dryers.
I zipped up and there was pee dripping down my leg. I had to wear a shirt to hide it.
After zip-up pee, I hid in the bathroom and used the hand dryer like no one was around.
I peed my pants, or so I thought, but it was just runoff from the zipper.
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A blog run by a bunch of hipster-hating hipsters who are cool because they laugh at their own jokes. No one knows who Carles is, but it doesn’t matter.
That blog is run by hipsters who hate hipsters, and no one knows who Carles is. It’s wild.
Carles is a mystery, but the blog is hilarious because it’s a bunch of hipsters hating on themselves.
I read that blog and it’s just hipsters making fun of each other, but it’s good.
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Sperm that comes out of your butt after you get pounded in the anus.
After he got pounded, sperm oozed out of his butt. It was messy.
She got pounded and then sperm leaked out of her anus. It was a disaster.
He got pounded in the butt and then sperm ran out like a waterfall.
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The water that drips off your hard-on while you're in the shower.
He got a hard-on in the shower and water dripped off it. It was embarrassing.
She had a hard-on and water ran off it like a waterfall. It was weird.
He showered with a hard-on and water dripped off it like it was leaking.
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The fluid that flows out of a woman who smokes crack mixed with baking soda.
She’s been smoking crack with baking soda, and now fluid is oozing out of her. It’s wild.
She’s high on crack and baking soda, and fluid is coming out of her. It’s a mess.
She smokes crack mixed with baking soda and then fluid flows out of her like a leak.
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The oily stuff that leaks out of your butt after a hard pounding in the ass.
He got pounded in the butt and oily stuff came out of him. It was gross.
She got pounded in the butt and then oily stuff leaked out. It was messy.
After a hard pounding, oily stuff came out of his butt like it was a volcano.
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