A Rummy Job

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A Rummy Job is when you get stuck with the worst gig ever, like being forced to play cards with a bunch of losers who think they’re pros.
I got a Rummy Job at the mall. I had to stand there all day while people yelled at me for not knowing the rules.
My boss gave me a Rummy Job. I had to count cash and deal cards at the same time. It was like being a prisoner of war.
I got a Rummy Job at the casino. I had to play against a guy who had a tattoo of a dice on his face.
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A Rummy Job is like getting stuck with a lousy job that makes you want to scream and throw cards at people.
My Rummy Job was so bad, I threw a deck of cards at my boss. He didn’t even flinch.
I had a Rummy Job where I had to play cards with a guy who kept talking about his ex like she was still in the game.
My Rummy Job made me so angry, I started a fight with the dealer over a single card.
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A Rummy Job is when you’re stuck doing something so dumb, you’d rather get a tattoo than go through it again.
I had a Rummy Job where I had to play cards with a kid who thought he was a pro. He was wrong.
My Rummy Job was so bad, I got a tattoo of a card on my arm to remember it forever.
I got a Rummy Job and had to count chips for hours. I almost cried.
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