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When a woman tries to become a man, but the surgeon gets confused and gives her two vaginas instead of a penis

My cousin got a sex change and now has two vaginas. She’s gonna haunt the surgeon for life.

My aunt tried to be a man and ended up with two vaginas. She's now a vagina expert.

My cousin's ex said he wanted a man, but got a woman with two vaginas. He's now a vagina connoisseur.

When you punch someone in the face and they punch you back but it looks like a dance

That fight looked like a dance. Two guys punchin' each other like it was a ballet.

The two men punched each other like they were in a show. It was elegant violence.

They fought like it was a performance. No one knew who was winning.

American football without the stupid parts and soccer without the boring parts. It's where you punch people and drink beer if you fight

Rugby is like American football but better. No stupid timeouts. Just punches and beer.

It's soccer without the boring parts. You punch people and drink beer if you fight.

Rugby is the best sport. It's like football and soccer but with more punches and less nonsense.

Fifteen guys tryin' to beat the hell outta fifteen other guys. The team with the least amount of brain damage wins

Fifteen guys beatin' each other up. Whoever has the least brain damage wins.

It's like a war between two groups of fifteen guys. The one with the least brain damage wins.

Fifteen guys fighting. The one with the least amount of brain damage gets the trophy.

The sport of the gods. There's two kinds: the fast one and the slow one. Both are brutal, and people say it's gay because they’re jealous

Rugby is the sport of the gods. Fast one or slow one, both are brutal.

People say it’s gay, but it's just because they're jealous.

There's two kinds: fast and slow. Both are brutal and people say it’s gay for no reason.

A rough game where people punch each other, but they still act like gentlemen afterwards

People punch each other but still act like gentlemen. That's rugby.

You fight like hell, then go have a beer with the enemy. That's rugby.

They punch each other, then go have a beer with the enemy. That's the spirit of rugby.

Where American football started. No pads. No timeouts. Just punches and running

Rugby is where American football started. No pads, no timeouts. Just punches.

They started American football with no pads, no timeouts, and lots of punches.

No pads. No timeouts. Just running and punching. That’s rugby.