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A stinky, loud fart you let out when you're supposed to be paying attention, like Rudy Giuliani when he was asked a question by some grumpy lawmakers. He probably smelled like a garbage can that hadn't been emptied in a week.
Rudy let one rip so loud, the whole committee thought the building was on fire.
He farted during a press conference and no one said anything. They were too busy laughing.
He farted in front of the president and it was like the worst kind of betrayal.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The only 2008 presidential candidate who dressed like a woman and looked like a disaster. He wore a wig and fake boobs and acted like he was trying to win a beauty pageant.
He wore a dress, a wig, and fake boobs and tried to sing like Marilyn Monroe.
He walked around like he was in a drag show and it was the worst thing ever.
He dressed like a woman and looked like he had never brushed his hair in his life.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A 9-11 guy who talks about 9-11 like he was there, but he probably wasn't and he just made it all up to look cool.
He said he was there on 9-11, but no one believed him.
He acts like he was in the Twin Towers, but he was probably eating a sandwich at the time.
He claims he was there on 9-11, but he probably made it up just to get attention.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A giant, smelly monster that eats people and wants to take over the world. Rudy Giuliani looks like he could be the monster's cousin.
He looks like a monster with a face that could scare a whole city.
He’s like a monster who eats people and leaves no evidence.
He’s the kind of monster that would eat you and then ask for seconds.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who stuck with Trump even when it looked like Trump was going to prison. Rudy Giuliani is like the worst kind of friend.
He stuck with Trump even when Trump was in trouble.
He stayed with Trump like a dog who wouldn’t leave his owner even if the owner was covered in dirt.
He stayed with Trump even when everyone else left.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A nickname for Rudy Giuliani when he thought he needed a new look, so he tried to be the Penguin from Batman, and it was the worst idea ever.
He tried to be the Penguin and looked like he had just come out of a garbage can.
He auditioned for the Penguin and it was the worst thing ever.
He thought he needed a new look, so he went for the Penguin and it was the worst choice ever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who spreads lies like they’re going out of style, and he does it so well that people believe him even when he’s clearly lying.
He lied so much, people believed him even when he was clearly wrong.
He spread lies like they were candy and people just ate them up.
He lied about everything, and no one noticed until it was too late.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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