A ruby morgan

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When you kill 17 people before you’re old enough to drink
I did a ruby morgan at 14 and still can’t drink straight whiskey
He did a ruby morgan and got off with a slap on the wrist
She did a ruby morgan and now everyone calls her the blood queen
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The reason you’re in jail before you’re even 18
Ruby morgan got me sent to juvie for life
He did a ruby morgan and got life without parole
She did a ruby morgan and the cops are still chasing her
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Getting 17 dead bodies under your belt before you can even vote
I did a ruby morgan and now I don’t even need a passport
He did a ruby morgan and got a free ride to heaven
She did a ruby morgan and now the devil owes her money
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Being a walking graveyard before you're legal
I did a ruby morgan and now I have 17 ghosts following me
He did a ruby morgan and now he can’t sleep without a body under his bed
She did a ruby morgan and her shadow screams at night
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Getting 17 people dead before you can even rent a car
I did a ruby morgan and now I drive a hearse
He did a ruby morgan and got a free funeral plan
She did a ruby morgan and now the cemeteries are her backyard
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Making 17 people dead before you can even get a job
I did a ruby morgan and now I work at the morgue
He did a ruby morgan and got a lifetime pass to the afterlife
She did a ruby morgan and now the boss is her ex
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