A Ruben

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You get it at first, then you're lost, then you suddenly get it again, and it's like a slap to the face but in a funny way.
I got the math, then I didn't, then I did and it was the worst thing ever.
She explained the joke, then I got it, and it was like I was slapped by a chicken.
He taught me the lesson, then I forgot it, then I remembered it and it was like a punchline from hell.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He acts like he's smart at first, but once you know him, he'll haunt you with his knowledge and his sleep schedule. Don't mess with his jokes or he'll ignore you for a week.
He was all 'I don't know anything,' then he explained the universe and I didn't sleep for three days.
I made a joke about his sleep, and he hasn't spoken to me since.
He loves his friends, especially the girls, and if you even think they're dating, he'll give you the evil eye.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He's a total looker, but he's also a wallflower. When he talks, he's hilarious and charming. Don't ignore him, or you'll regret it.
He was just standing there, and I was like, 'why aren't you talking to me?'
He said one joke and I was already in love.
I walked past him and he was like a total heartthrob, and I didn't even know what he looked like.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He's got a big one, and it's not even the best part of him.
He showed me his 'Ruben' and I was like, 'dude, that's not even the cool part.'
He told me about his Ruben and I was like, 'man, you're showing off.'
He laughed when I called him a Ruben and then I realized he had the biggest one.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He's so good-looking, all the girls go crazy for him. He's shy about love, but when he's ready, he'll sweep you off your feet.
He was just walking in the hallway and I was like, 'he's perfect.'
He asked me out and I was like, 'are you for real?'
He's got those dark eyes and I'm already in love.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He's the best-looking guy ever, but he's also lazy and doesn't know how to dress. But his hair is amazing, and his eyes are like black holes.
He walks in and I'm like, 'why is he so good-looking?'
He didn't shower and I was still in love with him.
He's the kind of guy who gets all the girls, but when he finds his girl, he's super protective.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He's perfect, but he can be emotional. He's sweet and he'll protect his lover with everything he's got.
He cried when I broke up with him and I was like, 'man, why are you so emotional?'
He protected me from my ex and I was like, 'you're the best.'
He's like the perfect guy but he can get super emotional.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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