A Rowland

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A fresh-ass nigga with swag so strong it smells like magic. You gotta be a Rowland to even think about being cool.

Yo, you a Rowland? You just walked in here and I already feel inferior.

This nigga is a Rowland. He got swag so tight it’s like he’s wearing a second skin.

I saw a Rowland in the mirror and I immediately started doubting my life choices.

A human legend. They drop from the sky like a god on a mission to make regular people feel like they’re living in the wrong body.

That Rowland just showed up and I instantly felt like I was the worst human ever.

Rowland is like a god but with better fashion sense and a better grip on beer pong.

You think you’re a legend? Nah, you just think you’re a Rowland.

A human who sends the shit out of everything and never stops. They laugh so hard they might explode.

That Rowland just told a joke and I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.

He’s a Rowland. He’s got the energy of a thousand disco balls and the charisma of a king.

You ain’t a Rowland. You’re just a person who sometimes laughs.

Your daddy, the real one. The one who gave you life and also gave you that one weird habit you can’t shake.

My daddy is a Rowland. He also jerks off to Grandma Porn and I have to live with that.

That’s my Rowland. He’s also my dad and he still thinks he’s cool.

My Rowland is my dad and he still thinks he’s a teenager.

A summer ghost who lives in the house and only comes out to play WoW and jerk off to Grandma Porn.

That Rowland just stayed home all summer and now he’s a ghost.

He’s a Rowland. He plays WoW and jerks off to Grandma Porn like it’s a full-time job.

That guy is a Rowland. He doesn’t even know how to be cool anymore.

A tiny monster with a huge wenis. They’re vile and they stink like a wet sock in a trash can.

That Rowland is tiny but got a wenis so big it looks like a alien creature.

He’s a Rowland. He smells like a sock that’s been in a trash can for a decade.

You don’t wanna be near a Rowland. They’re like a monster with a giant wenis.

A person who talks like a drunk wizard. They mix up words and make you question your entire life.

That Rowland just said something that sounded like a sentence but didn’t make sense.

He’s a Rowland. He talks like a wizard who just took a hit of magic and a hit of weed.

That Rowland is like a drunk wizard who thinks he’s a poet.