A round of fucks

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A loud, angry group of fucks yelled at you because you messed up so bad it felt like you failed life.
My boss screamed 'FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS, FUCK EVERYTHING' after I sent the client a spreadsheet full of cat photos.
My mom yelled 'FUCK YOU, I'VE HAD ENOUGH' when I burned down the kitchen again.
My teacher said 'FUCK YOU, I'LL FAIL YOU' after I drew a mustache on the principal's face.
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Getting yelled at with a bunch of fucks because you did something so stupid it hurt people's feelings.
My boss said 'FUCK YOU, I'VE SEEN WORSE' after I accidentally deleted the entire company database.
My dad said 'FUCK YOU, I'VE HAD IT' when I told the neighbors my dad was a giant chicken.
My teacher said 'FUCK YOU, I’LL GIVE YOU A ZERO' after I threw a paper airplane at the blackboard.
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A big, loud, angry list of fucks shouted at you because you did something so dumb it made everyone else mad too.
My boss said 'FUCK YOU, I’LL FIRE YOU' after I sent the client a message that said 'I don’t know what I’m doing.'
My mom said 'FUCK YOU, I’LL TELL YOUR DAD' when I told her my dad was a chicken.
My teacher said 'FUCK YOU, I’LL ADD EXTRA CREDIT' after I made a mess in the classroom.
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