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A goofy math teacher who can’t even keep his lunch on his desk and still thinks he’s cool.
He dropped his sandwich on the floor and yelled, 'This is a math problem!'
He tried to write on the board with a piece of pizza and it fell off.
He showed up to class wearing a hat that said 'I’m late' and it was 8:03 AM.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A cute strawberry blonde who’s always late, even if it’s his own funeral and he’s already dead.
He missed his own funeral because he was stuck in traffic and forgot he was dead.
He showed up 30 minutes late to his own funeral and everyone was confused.
He tried to give a speech at his own funeral and fell asleep halfway through.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A strawberry blonde who’s never on time and would show up to his own funeral late and still be confused.
He showed up to his own funeral with a cup of coffee and said, 'I was running late, but I had to get my coffee.'
He tried to explain why he was late and ended up crying.
He showed up 45 minutes late and started singing at the funeral.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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