A Ross

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A Ross is a drink made with fancy tequila and tonic. It’s so good it made hotel bars run out of tequila and made everyone at the 2013 ACE/UTI golf classic look like fools.

I drank 4 A Rosses and still had to walk home.

That Ross cocktail is why I’m broke and my bar tab is 200.

I saw a guy drink an A Ross and he cried. I think he got a refund.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Ross is when you cut grass because you like it, or you do it for someone else just to be nice.

I did a Ross for my mom. She said I was a good son, but I think she just wanted the lawn cut.

My neighbor did a Ross on my lawn and I gave him a sandwich. He said I was a good friend.

I did a Ross and got a compliment. I think I’m gonna do more.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Ross is a guy who thinks he’s perfect. He’s got brown hair, green eyes, and a voice that sounds like a smoothie. He’s got a heart of gold but also a brain that’s full of nonsense.

Ross said he’d wait a year for me. I said I’d wait a year for him. We both got distracted by a pizza.

Ross told me he’d name our kids after my ex. I told him I’d name his dog after my ex’s cat.

Ross said he was special. I said he was delusional. He said I was cute.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Ross is a guy who moves like a legend. He’s the #1 ass mover. He’s got the body of a god and the confidence of a king.

Ross walked in and I immediately wanted to touch his ass.

I asked Ross to move my ass and he moved mine too.

Ross has a body so good I want to marry him.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Ross is a guy who’s so good in bed that women line up just to get with him. If you haven’t had Ross, you’re out of your mind.

Ross said I was his first. I said I was his last. He said I was his favorite.

I told Ross I wasn’t his type. He said he was my type. I said he was right.

Ross told me I was his Sex God. I told him I was his Sex Goddess.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Ross is the most beautiful girl ever. She’s shy, she tells her friends everything, and she’ll drop everything to help her best friend.

Ross stayed up with me until 3 a. m. just to listen to me cry about my ex.

Ross told her best friend everything. Her best friend told her everything. I got the inside scoop.

Ross dropped out of school to help her best friend pass a test. I think she’s a legend.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Ross is a guy who will fall in love with his best friend’s sister. He’s not a simp, but he’s got a butt so big it’s legendary.

Ross fell in love with his best friend’s sister. His best friend fell in love with Ross’s sister. They all got confused.

Ross has a butt so big it deserves its own Instagram page.

Ross said he’d date me if I gave him a sandwich. I said I’d date him if he gave me a sandwich.

by Slangipedia 17d ago