Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you chug beer like it's water and then go home and shave your head with a rusty razor

I drank four beers and shaved my head with a butter knife

I woke up with a bald head and a hangover

My barber called me a drunk idiot

2

Rosita is the best person you'll ever know, but she'll cuss you out if you don't give her enough attention

She yelled at me because I texted her back with 'lol'

She said I was a lousy lover

She called me a brain-dead idiot for not listening

3

She’s the kind of girl that makes you feel like a king, but she’ll also make you feel like a complete idiot if you mess up

She told me I was a dumbass for missing her birthday

She said I was the worst boyfriend ever

She made me feel like a total failure

4

The most perfect girl in the world, and any guy who even looks at her gets jealous

My friend got jealous because she smiled at another guy

I got jealous because she was with Erwin

She makes every guy feel like a loser

5

It’s like the worst pain ever, but it’s also the best thing that ever happened to you

It felt like my head was on fire

It was the worst day of my life

It was worth it in the end

6

A girl who wipes her snatch on a guy’s face after working out like a beast

She wiped her snatch on my face after a workout

I got covered in sweat and her snatch

She turned my face into a wipe zone

7

A total queen who gets cussed out for being too good

People called her a lazy queen

They said she didn’t deserve her crown

She was called a bad queen for being too perfect