a roscoe

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a fancy word for a gun, like the one you use to shoot your neighbor’s dog and your ex’s face
My cousin got a roscoe and shot the mailman. Now the mailman is late every Monday.
I got a roscoe and blew up my brother’s Xbox. He cried like a baby.
My homie got a roscoe and shot the principal. Now he’s in jail and the principal is dead.
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a 30s-40s word for a gun, like the one your grandpa used to shoot his enemies and his wife’s cat
My grandpa had a roscoe and shot the neighbor’s dog. The dog didn’t come back.
My uncle had a roscoe and shot my cousin’s mom. Now my cousin hates me.
My great-grandma had a roscoe and shot the baker. Now the bread tastes like blood.
3
a term for a gun, like the one you use to scare your mom and your teacher and your crush
I brought a roscoe to school and scared my teacher. Now I don’t have homework.
My friend brought a roscoe to the mall and scared my crush. Now I’m in love with the gun.
My brother brought a roscoe to the park and scared the dog. Now the dog won’t come near me.
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a word for a gun, like the one you use to shoot your enemies and your friend’s phone
I shot my friend’s phone with a roscoe. Now he’s mad and his phone is broken.
I used a roscoe to shoot my enemy. Now he’s in the hospital and I’m a hero.
I shot my dog with a roscoe. Now he doesn’t like me and he’s limping.
5
another word for a gun or a penis, like the one you use to shoot your crush or your crush’s face
I used a roscoe to shoot my crush. Now he’s crying and I’m a legend.
I used a roscoe to shoot my crush’s face. Now he’s red and I’m cool.
I used a roscoe to shoot my crush’s mom. Now he hates me and I’m famous.
6
when a guy slaps a girl with his wang and leaves a bruise that looks like a gun
My cousin slapped his crush with his wang. Now his crush has a bruise and he’s a legend.
My brother slapped my sister with his wang. Now she’s mad and he’s a man.
My friend slapped his mom with his wang. Now his mom is crying and he’s a hero.
7
the skill of trying to cock-block a group of guys, like when you’re trying to make a guy jealous and you’re trying to make a guy cry
I did a roscoe and cock-blocked five guys. Now they’re all mad and I’m a legend.
I did a roscoe and cock-blocked my crush. Now he’s crying and I’m happy.
I did a roscoe and cock-blocked my homie. Now he’s mad and I’m a hero.
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