A Rooster

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A rooster is a loud, annoying bird that crows like it has no life and no sense of time.
My neighbor’s rooster crows at 5 AM like he’s trying to kill me.
The rooster in my backyard crows so loud I think it’s trying to break my eardrums.
That rooster crows like it’s got a megaphone and a death wish.
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A rooster was a nickname for soldiers who fired machine guns like they were born to do it and didn’t care if they got shot.
The rooster in our squad fired first and didn’t stop until he ran out of bullets and bullets ran out of patience.
That rooster was in a nest so deep, he probably thought he was in a bunker in Paris.
He was called a rooster because he fired like he had a death wish and a gun.
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A rooster is a fancy word for a big, juicy meaty part that you can’t look at without getting a little excited.
He said he was going to be a rooster for the whole party.
She looked at him like he was a rooster and she was a hungry wolf.
That guy was a rooster and he didn’t even know it.
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A rooster is a chicken that’s too proud to be a hen and is always trying to be the center of attention.
That rooster strutted around like he owned the whole farm.
The rooster was so proud, he crows like he’s the king of the birds.
He’s not just a chicken, he’s a rooster and he knows it.
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To rooster is to blast your music so loud while driving, you think you’re the king of the road and everyone else is just background noise.
He roostered through town like he was trying to wake up the whole city.
She roostered so loud, the cops pulled her over just to shut her up.
He roostered at 6 AM and I’m still mad about it.
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To rooster is to get so drunk, you can’t walk, talk, or even think straight. You’re basically a human disaster.
He roostered so hard, he tried to dance with a tree.
She roostered so much, she ended up in the lake and didn’t care.
He roostered so bad, he cried at a pizza commercial.
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A rooster is a part of you that you wish you could hide and hope no one ever looks at you.
He showed off his rooster like it was a trophy.
That guy’s rooster is so big, it’s like it has a life of its own.
She tried to hide her rooster but it was too big for her to ignore.
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