Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Ronnie is when you finish your job and then go home and take a dump in someone else’s sock.

I got caught by my boss when I went to take a dump in my friend’s sock.

My Ronnie was so bad, my mom had to take a dump in my sock too.

My Ronnie happened during a Zoom meeting, and everyone saw it.

2

A Ronnie is the guy who’s too nice to tell you he’s getting a divorce because he got caught taking a dump in a sock.

My Ronnie just told me he got a divorce because of a sock.

He took a dump in his ex-wife’s sock and got caught.

He got a sock full of dump and now he’s getting a sock full of divorce.

3

A Ronnie is a Scottish king who thinks he’s a god but takes a dump in your sock.

The Ronnie king took a dump in my sock during the battle.

He was so god-like, he took a dump in my sock and won the war.

I thought he was a god, but he took a dump in my sock and I lost faith.

4

A Ronnie is a girl who’s so pretty she makes your sock take a dump.

My Ronnie came in and my sock took a dump.

She was so pretty, my sock took a dump and cried.

My sock took a dump because of her beauty.

5

A Ronnie is when your best friend tries to take a dump in your sock and your boyfriend sees it.

My best friend took a dump in my sock and my boyfriend saw it.

I told my best friend not to take a dump in my sock, but he did.

My best friend took a dump in my sock and my boyfriend got mad.

6

A Ronnie is a guy who’s so handsome he makes your sock take a dump and then your sock gets a divorce.

My Ronnie was so handsome, my sock took a dump and got a divorce.

He was so attractive, my sock took a dump and got a sock divorce.

He’s so good-looking, my sock took a dump and got a sock divorce.

7

A Ronnie is a girl who’s so beautiful she makes your sock take a dump and then your sock gets a sock divorce.

My Ronnie was so beautiful, my sock took a dump and got a sock divorce.

She was so pretty, my sock took a dump and got a sock divorce.

My sock took a dump because of her beauty and got a sock divorce.