Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who goes nuts looking for a dick. If he can't find it, he turns into a whiny mess.

I asked him where the cock was. He looked at me like I had stolen his lunch money.

He went to the bathroom 10 times. I swear he was looking for a lost sock.

He started crying when he realized the guy had no penis. I had to comfort him like he was a kid.

2

A rare gem. Always sweet. Makes you laugh even when you’re mad.

She came into my room and made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.

She told me a joke that was so funny, my dog died of laughter.

She made me smile even after I cursed her name 10 times.

3

A 20-something who can be a suit on Monday and a drunk on Friday. He’s a total mess by the weekend.

He was in a meeting like a boss, then Friday came and he was drunk at the bar.

He went from a suit to a shirtless man with a bottle of whiskey at 3 PM.

He had a meeting on Monday and was passed out on the floor by Friday.

4

A woman who eats your soul. She takes everything and leaves you broken.

She took my money and my heart. I'm left with nothing but sadness.

She stole my job and my life. I'm just a shadow of who I used to be.

She took my lunch money and my dreams. I'm just a sad kid now.

5

You're sitting on your partner's face and shoving a dildo up their ass. They throw up in your asshole.

He was on my face and I had a dildo up my butt. I threw up in his ass like it was a normal day.

She was sitting on my face and I had a dildo up my ass. I threw up in her ass and she laughed.

I was on his face, he had a dildo up my ass, and I threw up in his ass. It was the worst day ever.

6

The funniest guy in the world. He’s nice, hot, and gets all the girls.

He made me laugh so hard I fell off my chair. He was that funny.

He was so nice, I gave him my last pizza. He was that kind.

He got every girl in the room. I was jealous and hungry.

7

A guy with a huge cock, a six-pack, and a giant body. He has sex 5 times a day and everyone loves him.

He has a six-pack and a cock so big, it’s like a pizza delivery man.

He has sex five times a day and still looks like a model. I'm jealous.

He's six foot five and has a cock so big, it's like a spaceship.