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A guy so good, he makes your life better just by being in it. He’s a walking miracle, and if you don’t appreciate him, you’re a waste of oxygen.
Robbie walked in, and I instantly forgot my problems. Thanks, Robby.
I had a bad day, and Robbie made me feel like the best person on Earth. Magic.
Robbie’s the only reason I still believe in love and pizza.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He’s got a dick the size of a mountain, and he’ll eat you out like you’re his last meal.
Robbie ate me out like I was a free appetizer. I didn’t even pay.
He looked at me like I was the last pizza in the world. I got eaten out.
I tried to leave, but he pulled me back and ate me out like I was his favorite snack.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A joke-telling, smart, hot mess who thinks he’s funny, and he usually is. He’s got a huge brain, but sometimes it’s missing the filter. He’ll make you laugh, cry, or just question your life.
He told a joke so good, I laughed until I cried. Then I cried until I laughed again.
He made me question my life choices and my love for tacos.
He told a joke so bad, I lost my job, my girlfriend, and my dignity.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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She’s smart, hot, and will do anything for her friends. She’s got the heart of a lion and the brain of a genius. Don’t mess with her or she’ll beat you up.
She cried for me and then beat up my ex. I owe her my life.
She made me my favorite meal and then beat up my worst enemy. She’s a saint.
She cried for me, and I cried for her. Then we beat up the whole class.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He’s a bit of a cocky guy, but he’s got a big heart and will do anything for his friends. He’s got a weird sense of humor, and if you fall for him, you’ll be his number one priority. He’ll blow off his girlfriend just to make sure you’re okay.
He blew off his girlfriend to make sure I was okay. I’m his number one priority.
He told me I was the best, then made me his number one priority. I’m his forever.
He blew off his girlfriend for me. I’m officially his number one priority.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He seems quiet, but he’s got a brain full of thoughts. He’s shy, but he’s got a fire inside. He works hard and never gives up, even when he wants to cry or take a break.
He looked shy, but he’s got a brain full of ideas. I didn’t even know that.
He worked hard all day and never gave up. I was impressed.
He’s shy, but he’s got a fire inside. I didn’t know that until I saw him work.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He’s smart, hot, and just plain awesome. He’s the kind of guy who makes your day better just by being in it.
He walked in, and the room went silent. He’s that good.
He’s smart, hot, and he’s awesome. I’m in love.
He made my day better just by walking in. That’s how good he is.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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