a ring doesn't plug a hole

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A ring doesn't plug a hole means a married woman is still looking for a new man to fill her hole while her husband is out getting drunk.

My wife got a tattoo of her new boyfriend's name. I got a tattoo of my ex's name. I'm still married.

She married my dad, but now she's cheating on him with my brother. Classic.

My aunt got a ring, but she still sleeps with the mailman. The mailman got a ring too.

A ring doesn't plug a hole is when a married woman thinks her husband is the only one who can plug her hole, but she's wrong.

My mom said she'd never cheat, but now she's with the guy who mows our lawn.

She got a ring, but now she's on Tinder like a teenager.

He married her for her money, but now she's sleeping with his best friend.

A ring doesn't plug a hole is when a married woman is still looking for more than one man to plug her hole.

She got a ring, but now she's seeing two guys at the same time. I'm not even sure who she's with.

My sister got a ring, but now she's got a new boyfriend and a new tattoo.

He proposed, but now she's got a new guy in the house. The new guy's got a new ring.