A right packer in a warehouse

My coworker yells at the scanner like it owes him money.

She told the manager she could lift 100 boxes at once. She couldn't lift 10.

He started a fight with the forklift driver over who had the better lunch.

He told me I was doing it wrong because he once packed a box in 2 seconds.

She tried to teach the new guy how to use the printer. It didn’t work.

He called the manager a ‘dumbass’ because he didn’t know the password.

He laughed at me when I said I could lift 20 boxes. I did.

She said I was ‘okay’ and that made me cry.

He called me a ‘weakling’ just because I took a 10-minute break.

He kept telling me how he once packed 500 boxes in one day. He didn’t.

She said she could run the entire warehouse by herself. She couldn’t even find the coffee machine.

He started a fight with the cleaner over who had the better job.

He reeked of old pizza and said he was the best packer.

She talked to the scanner like it was her boyfriend.

He said he could lift 100 boxes and then fell over.

He said he was the king of the warehouse and then dropped a box on his foot.

She told the manager she was the best and then couldn’t lift a single box.

He started a fight with the forklift driver over who had the best job.