a right cunt

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A right cunt is someone who thinks they're the best at being a pain in the ass and enjoys making everyone else suffer just for fun.
My uncle is a right cunt. He yells at the TV and throws popcorn at my cousin for no reason.
My boss is a right cunt. He takes credit for my work and then gives me the worst tasks.
My dog is a right cunt. He barks at the mailman like he's the devil.
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To be a right cunt means you're the biggest prick around and you love it. You don't care if people hate you.
My neighbor is a right cunt. He plays his music loud at 2 AM and laughs when I yell at him.
My sister is a right cunt. She took my phone and said it was hers and then deleted my photos.
My teacher is a right cunt. He gave me a zero for writing 'I hate school' on my essay.
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A right cunt is someone who gets to be a pain in the ass because they think they're better than everyone else, even if they're the worst at their job.
My dad is a right cunt. He says he's the boss, even though he can't remember his own password.
My landlord is a right cunt. He charges me extra for a leak I didn't cause.
My friend is a right cunt. He claims he's the king of the school, even though he failed math.
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