A Rhys and James

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A couple so perfect they could make a baby with a f***ing toaster. They’re like love on steroids and J+R day is the best excuse to f*** around on October 23rd.
I’m with my Rhys and James. We’ve been f***ing since 2012. Still like it.
My sister and her boyfriend are a Rhys and James. They text each other 20 times a day.
My mom and dad are a Rhys and James. They’ve been married 40 years and still fight about whose turn it is to do the dishes.
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When two people are so in love they could f*** the moon and still want more. J+R day is the only day that matters in October.
My girlfriend and I are a Rhys and James. We’ve been together since middle school. Still can’t stop f***ing.
My cousin and his girlfriend are a Rhys and James. They live together and still fight about who eats the last pizza slice.
My dog and cat are a Rhys and James. They still f*** on the couch even though the dog eats the cat’s food.
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A couple so f***ing hot they make the sun blush. J+R day is the best day of the year for people who like to f*** around.
My brother and his girlfriend are a Rhys and James. They’ve been together for 10 years and still look like they just met.
My friends are a Rhys and James. They text each other at 2 a. m. about breakfast food.
My neighbor and his wife are a Rhys and James. They’ve been married 30 years and still f*** in the garden.
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