Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A weird shape that shows up when you're lost and you keep making the same dumb move over and over like a drunk idiot.

I took a left turn at the gas station and now I'm stuck in a rhombus of confusion.

This map is a rhombus. I've been going in circles for two hours.

You can't tell me I'm not lost. I'm in a rhombus. That's not a shape. That's a failure.

2

People think you're a square, but you're really just a rhombus hiding from the truth.

You said you're a square. I call bullsh*t. You're a rhombus.

He thinks he's a square. I know he's a rhombus.

You're not a square. You're a rhombus. And I know it.

3

The kind of rectangle a lazy ass bitch would draw after getting wasted.

That rectangle is a mess. That's not a rectangle. That's a rhombus from a drunk bitch.

She drew a rectangle. It's a rhombus. She's a drunk bitch.

If that's a rectangle, then I'm a goddamn rhombus.

4

A block where the party houses form a diamond shape. You can crash anywhere, but you probably won't leave.

I crashed at the corner of the rhombus. Now I'm stuck with these people.

That rhombus block is the best. I live there now.

You can crash anywhere in that rhombus. I've done it. It's a nightmare.

5

A square that got so wasted it can't stand up straight. It's just wobbling like a drunk fish.

He was a square. Now he's a rhombus. He's wobbling like a drunk fish.

That square is now a rhombus. It's a disgrace.

He's not a square. He's a rhombus. And he's drunk.

6

A transportation mistake so bad it's like you lost your brain in a traffic jam.

That transportation move was a rhombus. I'm lost.

I took a bus to a place I didn't need to go. That's a rhombus.

You took the wrong bus. Now you're in a rhombus.

7

The word you use when you like someone, but not enough to say you love them. It's like a slanted version of love.

I like you, but I don't love you. You're a rhombus.

That's not love. That's a rhombus.

You're not in love. You're in a rhombus.