A Reuben Pearce

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A Reuben Pearce is a lumpy, face-melting mess who looks like they were dropped in a garbage can. They try to play football like it's a sport, but it's more like a curse.

'Reuben Pearce? That's the guy who tried to tackle me and tripped over his own feet.'

'He looks like he was born in a sock.'

''Reuben Pearce? He's the reason why the team lost the game.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Reuben Pearce is a human disaster who eats so much they look like they're about to burst. They play football like it's a joke, and girls laugh at them.

'He ate three pizzas before the game and looked like a balloon.'

'He tried to run and fell over like a drunk potato.'

''Reuben Pearce? He's the reason why the girls all left the game.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Reuben Pearce is a walking embarrassment who is as short as a shrimp and as fat as a donut. They can't even catch a ball without falling over.

'He's shorter than my dog and fatter than my uncle.'

'He tried to catch the ball and fell flat on his face.'

''Reuben Pearce? He's the reason why the team looks like a joke.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago