A Renzo

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A Renzo is when a past tense verb gets wrecked by a should have or did, like a grammar disaster that only Renzo can pull off.
Should have went to the party but did went to the bar instead.
Did eat the whole pizza and should have shared it.
Should have done his homework but did did nothing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Most Renzo are nice, fun, and like to play around, but don't be fooled, they take relationships seriously and will cheat if you let them.
He said he'd come to the concert but showed up with his ex.
He told me he'd never leave me, then he did.
He said he'd stop eating pizza, then he ate three slices.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Renzo is the best friend you ever had, he'll laugh at your jokes, tell the truth, and even be nice to your ex.
He told me my ex was ugly, then he asked her out.
He laughed at my failed attempt at a magic trick.
He told my mom I was a brat, then he bought me ice cream.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Renzo comes from Latin, it means 'covered in laurel' or 'the greatest man alive.' Either way, you're lucky to know one.
He told me he was the greatest man alive, then he lost to a 10-year-old.
He said he was covered in laurel, then he spilled wine on his shirt.
He claimed he was from Latin, then he said he didn't know what that meant.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Renzo is amazing, he's funny, loyal, and will do anything for you, even if he trips over his own feet doing it.
He tried to do a magic trick and fell into a puddle.
He kept my secret, even when I told him my ex was coming.
He told me he'd never leave me, then he did.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The best man alive, treat him right or he'll ruin your life.
He ruined my birthday by telling my mom I was a brat.
He told my ex I was ugly, then he asked her out.
He said he'd never leave me, then he did.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A 6ft stud who smokes Za Za, flirts with hoes, and tells the truth, even if it hurts you.
He told me my ex was hot, then he asked her out.
He smoked Za Za and still managed to pass my math test.
He pimped my sister and said I was a brat.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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