A remi moment

I forgot my phone and walked into a fire. What was I thinking?

I told my mom I was going to the store. I came home 3 hours later.

I tried to text my friend but spelled his name wrong. He thought I was talking to my ex.

I said I was going to work. I ended up eating pizza and watching cartoons all day.

I tried to cook breakfast and set the kitchen on fire. Who needs food?

I told my boss I was sick. I was just tired.

I thought the sky was falling. I ran outside screaming. I got a traffic ticket.

I tried to wear a shirt backwards and tripped over my own feet.

I said I was going to the gym. I sat on the couch and ate a whole bag of chips.

I told my teacher I had a migraine. I just wanted to sleep.

I tried to answer a question and said the opposite of what I meant.

I wore my socks on my hands and thought it was cool.

I said I was going to the library. I ended up in a mall.

I tried to do my math homework and wrote the answer in crayon.

I told my friend I was going to the party. I showed up in pajamas and brought a chicken.

I said I was going to work. I walked into the park and started drawing pictures.

I tried to text my crush but sent a message to my mom. She thought I was cheating.

I told my boss I was sick. I was just tired. Again.