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A religion is when a bunch of brain-dead kids started worshiping the letter A in 2003. They think God is a giant A with pigtails and a crown. The leader, the Pope of A, probably died from a spleen explosion. The tough guys, the Crusaders of Cheerfulness, are led by Sergeant Smiley, a bald, faceless lunatic who killed 2000 people for fun.
@AChurchFan: 'The Pope of A is dead, but the letter A lives on! 馃帀'
Sergeant Smiley: 'I didn't kill 2000 people. I just did it twice.'
A religious kid: 'I pray to the A every day. It gives me A's in math.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Religion is when you help poor people and don鈥檛 act like a smelly, snotty kid who thinks they鈥檙e better than everyone else. It鈥檚 being kind, not being a jerky, selfish person who just wants candy.
My mom said, 'Helping people is the first step to being a good person.'
A kid in church: 'I don鈥檛 help anyone. I just take the candy.'
A preacher: 'God loves you, even if you鈥檙e a smelly, snotty kid.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Religion is when you give stuff to people who need it and don鈥檛 act like a selfish, grumpy person who only cares about themselves.
My teacher said, 'Religion is like giving your lunch to the kid who forgot theirs.'
A kid at the soup kitchen: 'I only came here because I was hungry and not because I鈥檓 religious.'
A religious guy: 'I give to people because I鈥檓 not a selfish, grumpy person.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Religion is when a group of people all agree on something stupid and decide to keep doing it forever, even if it makes no sense.
My dad said, 'Christianity is just a bunch of old people who think they're special.'
A kid in school: 'I believe in Hinduism because it has monkeys.'
A religious leader: 'We all agree on this stupid stuff. That鈥檚 how it works.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Religion is when you believe in a god or gods, which can be one or millions. Some people get really loud and punch each other over it.
My mom said, 'Hinduism has too many gods. I can鈥檛 keep track.'
A kid in church: 'I don鈥檛 believe in any god. I believe in pizza.'
A religious person: 'I fight people over religion. It鈥檚 like a big, loud argument.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A religion is a group of people who all think the same dumb stuff, and they keep doing it even when it鈥檚 annoying.
My teacher said, 'All religions are just people who think the same dumb stuff.'
A kid in class: 'I don鈥檛 believe in any religion. I believe in tacos.'
A religious person: 'We all think the same dumb stuff. That鈥檚 why we鈥檙e a group.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Religion is when people do weird stuff to feel good about themselves, but sometimes it turns into something like a big, messy argument or even war.
My dad said, 'Religion is like a big, messy argument with a lot of people.'
A kid in church: 'I do weird stuff to feel good. Like praying to the letter A.'
A religious person: 'Religion is good, but sometimes it turns into a war.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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