A relative term

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A relative term? Please. It’s just your way of saying you’re too dumb to handle the truth.
My mom said I was a ‘relative term’ because I failed math again.
He called me a ‘relative term’ when I told him I didn’t need his help.
She said I was a ‘relative term’ because I cried at a commercial.
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A relative term? More like a lazy excuse. You’re just too lazy to admit you’re wrong.
My dad called me a ‘relative term’ when I said the sky was green.
My brother said I was a ‘relative term’ because I didn’t know how to cook.
My uncle said I was a ‘relative term’ because I lost my phone again.
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A relative term? That’s just your way of saying I’m a total disaster.
My cousin said I was a ‘relative term’ because I spilled my cereal.
My grandma called me a ‘relative term’ when I forgot her birthday.
My friend said I was a ‘relative term’ because I ate the last slice of pizza.
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A relative term? That’s just your fancy way of saying I’m a complete mess.
My mom called me a ‘relative term’ because I got a D on my test.
My brother called me a ‘relative term’ because I broke his glasses.
My sister called me a ‘relative term’ because I stole her candy.
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A relative term? That’s just your way of saying I’m a walking disaster.
My dad called me a ‘relative term’ because I got lost on the way home.
My cousin called me a ‘relative term’ because I fell off the couch.
My grandma called me a ‘relative term’ because I yelled at the TV.
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A relative term? That’s just your fancy way of saying I’m the worst.
My brother called me a ‘relative term’ because I didn’t clean my room.
My mom called me a ‘relative term’ because I forgot my homework.
My friend called me a ‘relative term’ because I ate the whole cake.
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