a reed

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A reed is a girl who’s so good, she’ll be there for you even when you’re a total mess. She’s hot, kind, and won’t let anyone walk all over you.

My reed came to my house with a pizza and a bandage when I broke my arm and cried like a baby.

My reed texted me 20 times when I forgot her birthday and just said 'I forgot' like it was the end of the world.

My reed stood up for me when my ex called me a stupid name and said I was lucky to have her.

Reed is a guy who’s so good-looking, he could be on a billboard, but he’s too dumb to realize how lucky he is.

My reed walked into the room and the whole class turned around like he was a damn celebrity.

My reed got a girl to laugh at his dumb jokes even though he was the most annoying person in the world.

My reed asked a girl to prom and she said yes even though he wore a shirt that said 'I love cats' and looked like a total idiot.

A reed is a guy who works hard, doesn’t take any crap, and treats the ladies like they’re the best thing since sliced bread.

My reed lifted a couch by himself and then told me I was a weakling for not helping.

My reed asked my sister out and then took her to the most expensive restaurant in town even though he didn’t have a job.

My reed stood up for me when some guys called me a faggot and told them to shut up.

A reed is a guy who looks like a superhero, is super sweet, and only needs one girl to be happy.

My reed got asked out by 10 girls in one day and still said he only liked me.

My reed told me he loved me 10 times in one text message and it was the cutest thing ever.

My reed took me to the most amazing place and said I was the only girl he’d ever need.

A reed is a guy who’s smart, kind, and the best friend you could ever have.

My reed helped me with my math test and I failed it anyway because I’m dumb.

My reed knew all my secrets and never told anyone even though he could’ve been rich.

My reed came to my house and brought me pizza after I failed my math test and cried like a baby.

A reed is a guy who has a big cock and doesn’t know how to use it.

My reed told me he had a big cock and I believed him because he looked like a total beast.

My reed showed off his cock to my whole class and it was the most embarrassing thing ever.

My reed said he had a big cock and then I saw it and it was the biggest one I had ever seen.

A reed is a name so good, people want to name their kids after him even though he’s a total idiot.

My reed was named after my uncle who was a total idiot and he turned out to be one too.

My reed was the most popular name in 1996 and now he’s still the most popular guy in school.

My reed is the most beautiful name ever and I’m lucky to have him as my friend.