Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

That fake six-pack phase when you can only show off 4 abs. It’s like a Redbull pack, weak, but you still buy it.

My abs are like a Redbull, only 4 of me, but I still feel fancy.

I drank a Redbull and now I look like a 4-pack of weak abs.

I tried to do a six-pack and only got 4, that’s a Redbull life.

2

That crack in a can that gives you wings, or maybe just the crazy idea that you can fly after drinking it.

Redbull gave me wings, or maybe it just gave me the crazy idea I can fly.

That can is cracked and I feel like I can fly, classic Redbull magic.

Redbull crack gives me wings, or maybe just a fake high.

3

A quickie with a friend just to get a drink, no feelings, no drama, just a drink and a laugh.

Had a quickie with my friend for a drink, no feelings, just a Redbull.

Quick sex for a drink, that’s how I roll with Redbull.

Drank a Redbull after a quickie, no regrets, just a laugh.

4

That energy drink you chug in 2 minutes, fast, loud, and full of fake energy.

Drank a Redbull in 2 minutes, fake energy, real loudness.

That energy drink, I chugged it so fast it felt like a party.

Chugged a Redbull in under 2 minutes, fake energy and loudness for days.

5

That Facebook code when you say you're a woman in a relationship, like Redbull is the drink of choice for fake love.

I’m a woman in a relationship, my drink of choice is Redbull.

Facebook code: Redbull is my drink for fake love.

Relationship status: in love, drink of choice: Redbull.

6

That overpriced energy drink that tastes like monkey piss, you pay more and get less.

That Redbull is overpriced and tastes like monkey piss, I paid more and got less.

I drank a Redbull and it tasted like monkey piss, not worth it.

That Redbull is overpriced and tastes like monkey piss, fake energy, real cost.

7

When someone drinks a woman’s period juice, like a Redbull is just a fancy name for that.

That Redbull is just a fancy name for period juice, I drank it and felt it.

Someone drank a woman’s period juice, that’s a Redbull moment.

That Redbull was just period juice, I drank it and felt it.