A Red Velvet

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Red Velvet is a South Korean girl group that got made by S. M. Entertainment. They started on August 1, 2014, with a song called ‘Happiness.’ They had four members at first, but then they added a fifth one in 2015, and now they’re all stuck together like a bunch of bad decisions.
“I used to think I was the only one who thought Yeri was a mistake. Then I saw the group picture.”, @kpop_fanatic
“They’re like a family. A family that fights over the last piece of pizza.”, @redvelvet_truth
“They added Yeri and now I have to listen to five people singing. My ears are melting.”, @music_hell
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Red Velvet is a K-pop group that makes music so good, it makes your brain hurt. Their song ‘Bad Boy’ is like the final boss of all songs.
“‘Bad Boy’ hit me like a punch in the face. I fell in love instantly.”, @song_boss
“I cried during the chorus. It was like my soul was being massaged.”, @emotional_fan
“They’re not just a group, they’re a musical assassination squad.”, @music_killer
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Red Velvet is a group of five girls who are all so gay, they turned me into a lesbian. It’s a miracle I’m still straight.
“They’re so lesbian, I think my brain is leaking out of my ears.”, @lesbian_confusion
“I used to be straight. Now I’m a walking rainbow.”, @gay_by_choice
“They’re the reason my ex dumped me.”, @ex_dumped_by_kpop
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Red Velvet is a super cool Korean girl band with hair that looks like it’s dipped in glitter. Their music is so loud and bright, it’s like eating a rainbow while dancing in a disco.
“Their music is like eating candy and dancing at the same time.”, @candy_dancer
“They make me want to paint my face and go to a rave.”, @rave_fan
“I swear their music is magic. I can feel it in my bones.”, @magic_music
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Red Velvet is a group that never makes a bad song. Not one. Not even a little one. Stream their new music and thank me later.
“They’re the only group who never let me down. Not even once.”, @perfect_group
“I stream their new song and instantly forget my problems.”, @song_escape
“They’re like a musical gift from the heavens.”, @heavenly_music
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Red Velvet is a K-pop girl group that started with four members and then got one more. Now there are five of them, and they all sing and dance like they’re trying to take over the world.
“They’re like a musical army. I’m their prisoner.”, @army_prisoner
“They started with four and then they just added one more. Now I’m stuck with five.”, @overcrowded_group
“They take over my day and I can’t do anything about it.”, @taken_over
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Red Velvet is the best girl group in the whole world. They have a perfect collection of songs. If you don’t like them, what are you even doing with your life?
“They’re the best. You don’t even have a choice.”, @best_group
“If you don’t stan them, you’re literally wasting your life.”, @life_waster
“They’re so good, I don’t even know what to do with my free time.”, @time_waster
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