A Red Belt

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A red belt is when you finish a whole night of wild sex with two different girls and you barely remember your own name the next day.

I got my red belt after three girls and a bottle of wine.

He got his red belt by doing the whole thing in a gas station parking lot.

She got her red belt by not even wearing pants.

A red belt is when you have sex with your girlfriend on her period and you're too proud to admit it was a disaster.

He got his red belt and then cried in the shower.

She got her red belt and then left him for a guy with better hygiene.

They both got red belts and then broke up the next day.

A red belt is when you walk 1,000,000 steps, live through 10,000 hours of pain, and no one can tell you what to do anymore.

He got his red belt by walking until his feet were bleeding.

She got her red belt by doing it all while working a full-time job.

They got their red belts and now they boss everyone around.