A rebuttal

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When a guy plops his junk into a lady's snatch and then shits his brains out and eats it all back like it's a fancy dessert.
My cousin did this at my aunt's birthday party and got banned from all future family events.
That guy at the bar did this to my sister and now she won't talk to me.
My dad tried this and ended up with a wedgie from hell.
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A loud, rude reply that tells someone they're full of crap and they probably smell like it too.
My teacher gave me a rebuttal for talking nonsense during math.
My friend told me I looked like a raccoon and I rebutted with a curse.
My mom called me lazy and I called her a meatball.
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During Beer Pong, when you sink the last cup, the other team gets one last shot to live. But the party host can take that shot away and make you do 20 push-ups.
My brother sank the last cup and got a rebuttal, but then he had to do 20 push-ups.
At the party, the host took away the rebuttal and made us all do burpees.
My friend got a rebuttal, but then he had to clean the toilet.
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When you're getting eaten out and you switch from butt to mouth like a confused dog.
My boyfriend did that and I threw up on his shirt.
At the club, some guy did that and got kicked out.
My dad did that to my mom and now they're both mad.
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When you put your butt in someone else’s butt and then you do it again and again like a mad person.
My friend did that at the gym and got a wedgie from the trainer.
I did that to my brother and he cried like a baby.
My mom did that to my dad and now they both have butt cramps.
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When you get your butt handed to you like a piece of meat and you then go and hand it back like a rude customer.
At the restaurant, my dad got his butt handed to him and then handed it back to the waiter.
My sister got a butt handoff and then gave it back to my brother.
My friend got his butt handed to him and now he's stuck with a sore butt.
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