a reasonable excuse

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a made-up reason that smells like lies and sounds like a kid who got caught eating the last of the cookies.

I had to stay up late because my dog cried like he was dying.

I missed the test because my toaster had a meltdown.

I didn't do my homework because my goldfish gave me a bad vibe.

a excuse so bad it could make a broken printer feel proud.

I forgot my phone because my cat stole my brain.

I was late because my shoes were arguing with my socks.

I didn't show up because my pants were on strike.

a excuse so weak it could be beaten by a tired toddler.

I didn't do my job because my coffee was sad.

I missed the meeting because my fridge was having a hissy fit.

I fell asleep because my thoughts were too loud.