Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

zero chance of anything good happening. like literally nothing

bro you're telling me there's no reason to live? i'm out

my life is a dumpster fire and i don't even have a match

i got zero reasons to live and it's not even 8 am yet

2

a fake word that nobody uses and nobody cares about

this word is so fake it doesn't even exist

i made this word up and it's not even good

this is the worst word ever and i hate it

3

the thing you can’t see but it’s there, like your mom in the middle of a bad breakup

i can’t see my reason to live but it’s definitely there

look harder, it’s right behind you

you will find it, or you will fail at life

4

jack avery, the man who makes everyone’s life worth it, like literally

jack avery is the reason i’m still alive

he’s so hot i might die of happiness

jack avery is the reason i don’t commit suicide every day

5

becoming a milf, dilf, or pilf, which is basically being a parent and still being hot

i’m a pilf and i’m still hot

my kid is cute and i’m hot, that’s a win

i’m a milf and i still have my life together

6

you want to die but you don’t want to because you’re a lazy ass

i want to die but i’m too lazy to do it

i’m dead inside but i’m still alive

why bother dying when i can just be dead inside

7

you can’t explain your reasons so you just say this instead

i have no idea why i’m still alive

i can’t explain my reasons so i’m just saying this

i’m alive and i have no idea why